Showing posts with label miniatures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miniatures. Show all posts

Monday, July 29, 2013

Gifts and Curses

First off, we have the gifts, both for friends' birthdays.

One is a Christmas ornament, featuring needle felted miniatures of Rufus and Marlene, the two cute little dogs a friend of mine adopted from a shelter rescue group this year.  It's kinda like those "Baby's First Christmas" ornaments, only... for a birthday.  In July. With doggies.  The dogs are attached to the base with magnets, so they can be removed and placed elsewhere if desired, and because it seemed less messy than gluing them on.  This is my first attempt at needle felting, and believe me, I was not expecting it to go as well as it did.  The base gave me more trouble than the dogs, but we'll get into that later.



The other birthday gift I finished this month is for a friend who loves dinosaurs, and also enjoys Doctor Who, so the obvious thing to do was to make her a snowglobe.  Only, with orange glitter and an erupting volcano... so it's really more of a fireglobe.  It's really hard to photograph a group of miniature things surrounded by stuff that magnifies, distorts, and reflects.  Who would have thought? It was nearly impossible to capture the post-shaking drifting glitter in a picture, so the photos below are unshaken. 

 

Now for the curses.

When I was working on the base for the felted ornament, I was in a hurry and was not being very careful... so I got a big glob of hot glue on my thumb.  A number of rather angry words crossed my mind, but all I actually said was "OW! Ow, ow, ow, owwww!!!!!" Not the most eloquent way to express my feelings, but it was not so much what I said... it was how I said it.  Loudly.  And with vigor.

I hate hot glue.  It's horrible stuff.  When you touch a hot pan or something, you can jerk your hand away and that's the end of it, but you can't escape hot glue.  It clings to you, searing its way into your very soul as you tear across the kitchen toward the sink, yelling and flailing.  Cold water does little to ease the pain as you peel the evil rubbery substance away from your blistered skin, and you may find yourself carrying an ice pack with you for the next couple hours because it's the only way to make it tolerable.  This is particularly annoying if you happen to be meeting someone for dinner at a restaurant.  "Oh, don't mind me, I just like having one hand shrouded in a kitchen towel when I go out. Can I get the chicken wrap?"

The fireglobe was not without its issues either, because it involved resin.  I utterly loathe resin.  Sure, you can do nifty things with it, and I actually have used it on a considerable number of projects, but it almost always goes wrong.  Mostly because I use it for weird things instead of just pouring a bit in a pendant tray or mold like  most people do.  It gets very sticky as it sets up, and then it gets everywhere.  I've had to frantically try to clean up numerous oozes, globs, and overflows, unstick things that weren't supposed to be conjoined, wipe down things that weren't supposed to have resin on them at all, and in the end, try in vain to get it completely off my hands.  Usually I give up and dust my hands with baby powder to get rid of the stickiness. It has often kept me up late fighting with it.  Then the next morning I find it has oozed or stuck some more after I left it, and then hardened that way, or simply not hardened at all.  Yet, I continue to use the stupid stuff...

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Velociraptor Crate

I'd like to have at least one post each month on here, just to make sure I don't let it slip into the same forgotten state as my previous project blog, but... I let May get away from me.  Luckily, I have pictures of old projects I can toss on here in desperate times!

This was made for a friend's wedding reception back in 2011, which was Jurassic Park themed.  Because who doesn't like dinosaurs?  They needed a fun box for guests to put cards in, and what better way to decorate a box than to make it look like it's meant to contain a man eating reptile?  I looked up some screenshots and a 3D computer rendering of the crate from the opening scene of the movie, sketched out a rather messy diagram on some graph paper to get the measurements right, and then started cutting up some foam board.


Oddly enough, finding reference pictures was the worst part of the process.  The rest was much more interesting, even the tedious gluing of little bits and pieces.  It was seriously frustrating finding anything clear enough to get details and measurements from.  I guess that's to be expected with a fast paced scene that takes place on a misty night in the jungle.  It worked out rather well in the end though.  The sliding door on the front (away from camera) is just a solid piece rather than slotted to match the sides, which is how it was in the movie.  It was just easier that way.


I used candy cane ribbon for the red and white stripes even though it was a little inaccurate. It was just so much easier than painting them, and I'm lazy (see note about sliding door above). The ladders are made out of bendy straws.


Yay, bendy straws! I'm afraid I don't remember how big the thing was.  I guess you can kind of estimate by the floor tiles in the first picture... they're about 18 inches square.

So there's my lazy post about something I actually made a long time ago, which really doesn't make sense since this blog is supposed to be helping me finish more projects NOW.  I have made some things this month... they just weren't terribly interesting and/or I didn't take pictures of them.